So, today I ran to the bank during lunch as I got on the elevator it stopped on the way down and a lady got on. Here is how our conversation went down after I apparently touched my stomach - although I think it was more of me tugging on my semi-short dress.
Lady: Are you pregnant?
Me: I looked at her like she had seven heads and then said "Yes"
Lady: Well I just wanted to tell you, that its a boy.
Me: Really? Why do you say that?
Lady: Your skin is glowing and vibrant.
Me: Thinking in my head - "Nut bag, do you think your psychic??" Actually saying "Ohhhh, ok" - We exit the elevator -
Lady: Put your purse down....
Me: I'm in a rush
Lady: It will only take a minute. Give me your wrists.
Me: Ok.
Lady: Be quiet, let me listen.
Me: Thinking..... "WIERDO!!!!"
Lady: Well, its definite. This is a surefire way to tell - and ALWAYS works. Your having a girl!!!
Me: Oh really? Yeah everyone has their little superstitious things with pregnancy.
Lady: Well, this works for sure. It's a girl.
Me: Oh ok, thanks! Walking away thinking LOONEY TOON!!!!
What a quack.... I can't wait to see how many of "these" stories I have once I actually have a bump!!! ;)
You will have a ton more. I promise! It gets really old too. Why did she tell you that you were having a boy and then do her "trick" to tell you it was a girl? Weirdo!
ReplyDeleteI also know for a fact that is going to be either a boy or a girl. Thanks for nothing lady!
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